tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

dulect:

when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

talkdrarrytome:

Me: *so tired my eyes hurt and I’m struggling to keep them open*

Brain: hoe don’t do it

Me: *clicks*

Brain: oh my god 

cantcontrolthegay:

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

ashstfu:

the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

superstarlimo:

beabigshot:

beabigshot:

HOLD ON THE BRITISH VERSION OF THE DOLLAR STORE IS CALLED POUNDLAND???

HELP

hallucin8:

I have SO much love in my dumb stupid bitch ass body

futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

“please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this”

crowave:

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

trainingforstarfleet:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

someplace-warm-deactivated20220:

dankmemeuniversity:

A N G R Y

C A T F I S H

solasm:

can school stop for just one month so i can catch my breath g damm